QOTDs:
Me: The hat is MINE!
Rachael: No, it's mine.
Me: It goes better with my outfit.
Rachael: You're right, today is Emily Looks Sexy Day. Take it.

"From now on you shall be known as Witch Mama Emile."

"It's a farm about ducklings!"

"I'll make merry with your more attractive... ear..."

Me: Let's face it, he's just the greatest thing since sliced bread.
J-swizz: Yeah, well, why don't you go marry him!

"Whoops, I'm out."

"I will never bow to a white man!"

"It could be the basis for Newsies 2!!!"

SOMEONE IN THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT: *actually digs up a Celtic porno sax*

Emily's To-Do List (as written by J-swizz, bold items added by yours truly):
--> Update QOTDs
--> Celebrate J-Swizz's B-Day
--> Further research family history
--> Visit J-Swizz at Steventon's
--> Take over the world
--> Become voodoo queen priestess pimp-ette-ess