So, yeah, being sick is not of the good. On the other hand, new self-made link to TWOP on the sidebar! Check it out. Gotta love the snark.

Also, a few v. entertaining Uncyclopedia articles:

Lord of the Rings

In his interpretation of the novels, JRR Tolkien set forth his radical political theory of diabolical maternalism, which basically states that monarchy is the best damn political system on the planet... The movie stars Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Viggo Mortensen and Chris Tucker as best friends and apartment-mates who live through much hijinks to get the girl.

Chav

In answer to the request of nuking all chav homes George W. Bush declared war on chavs in 1144 for 23 seconds. Upon realising that he didn't know what a chav was he returned to spanking Bill Gates... This article may be Overly British. Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Don't change a thing to remedy this. <-- Ironically similar to the thesis of my paper, "There's Humor and Then There's Humour". Bill Gates Spankfest '44 (tm) included.

Do NOT Delete This Article

Don't even think about deleting it, that means no NRV tagging or anything, You understand? Or you're dead. Me and God will team up, and maybe Jesus too, and we'll kill you. You will die.

Grue (especially "How to Deal With a Grue" and the pictures/captions)