QOTDs:
Me: So, are you still master of your domain?
Thomas: So far, yes.
Me: Is it getting harder?
[later]
Thomas: I'm handling it.
Me: I'll just bet you are.

Thomas: *jerks car violently, nothing really happens* Damnit, I was trying to slam you into the windshield.
Me: Thomas, repeat after me. This is a windOW. That in front of you is a windSHIELD.
Thomas: Fuck you.
Becca: You know, Thomas, it's pretty forthcoming of you... wanting to slam her into the windshield an dall.
Me: You know, if that had been about anyone but me and Thomas, that would have been funny.
Becca: Hmm, how about me and James?
Me: *hiss*
Becca: Well, it's not you and Thomas...
Me: *hiss*
Kate: This is the part where we dive out of the car in fear, isn't it?
Becca: Yep.

German guy: Sheet! Zee processor has leeterally explohded! It is extreame! (link-finding credit to David)