Lambert: points go to you for that newspaper caption...
Ryan: It's about time! Yay!
Lindy (aka Meli, aka Jo...): Yes. Emily. After Dickinson.

Stupid people amuse me:

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I invented the internet."
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline